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What could be more sexually enticing than eyestalks?
Embrace your inner hermaphrodism
Created on 2004-10-12 17:31:00 (#4813678), last updated 2005-07-07
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Basic Info| Name: | Crispin Hellion Glover |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-20 |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Website: | Volcanic Spewings |
Bio"A geek by definition is someone who eats live animals. I've never eaten live animals."
[ It should go without saying that I'm not Crispin Glover. I've never met Crispin Glover. Or maybe that's not true. Maybe I'm the girl he always brings up in interviews who once scaled the wall of his apartment and defied death and gravity simply to steal his underwear. Who knows, it could go either way. That doesn't change the fact that I'm not Crispin Glover. If I were Crispin Glover, I'd spend far too much time molesting myself to ever possibly allow the upkeep of an online journal. Think on your feet. disclaimer-y thing. ]
[ It should go without saying that I'm not Crispin Glover. I've never met Crispin Glover. Or maybe that's not true. Maybe I'm the girl he always brings up in interviews who once scaled the wall of his apartment and defied death and gravity simply to steal his underwear. Who knows, it could go either way. That doesn't change the fact that I'm not Crispin Glover. If I were Crispin Glover, I'd spend far too much time molesting myself to ever possibly allow the upkeep of an online journal. Think on your feet. disclaimer-y thing. ]
ConnectInterests (54):
"are you two fucking?", 1920s furniture, antique paintings, april 20th, aspiring to evil genius, balance, beyond good and evil, bonsai, breaking rules (including myown), cleavage, drew's kissing skills, eyestalks, freudian psychoanalysis, friedrich nietzsche, geek love, glass eyes, googling, helix aspersa, hermaphrodism, luis bunuel, macrobiotic food, making my own rules, mathematical symmetry, me, meglomaniacal ambition, men, metaphorical cockfights, mindfucking, my meticulous nature, my studebaker convertible, my wall of bougainvillea, oak mot, rainer werner fassbinder, rubin farr, shirley temple, smoking as art&foreplay, snails, soy protein, stanley kubrick, strange reverse chicken games, subversion, tea parties, the big problem, the female form, things in jars, unanswerable questions, vanessa's pushed up cleavage, vaudeville, vintage clothing, volcanic eruptions, werner herzog, what is it?, women, yin & yang
External Services:
 | crispinhelliong@livejournal.com | |
 | InCrediblyCrisp |  |
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